Like other radio stations in the area, our local sports radio, 950 KJR AM, has been doing a ticket giveaway for Sunday's game. You enter your name on their website, having to give your name to iHeartRadio so they can send you spam (what I won't do for a freebie) and then every hour, kinda on the hour they announce a name. Now, this name they announce doesn't mean you automatically win the tickets, no...it's a CHANCE to be ENTERED to win...that ticket drawing isn't until Friday at 5 p.m. So of course, like any fan I sign up, give my info, accept the spam, and anxiously wait for my name to be called every hour...so far my name hasn't been called and The Hubs said to not put money on it....haha, ye of little faith!
-But seriously though, is anyone out there having people over because Hubs and I probably aren't going to be at Century Link on Sunday.
I know, I know, you're wondering what my irk is and no, it's no email spam...although that is a pain in the ass. I know that not very many women listen to sports talk radio...do you want to know how I know? Well let me give you the random sample of commercials I have had the pleasure to listen to while I wait for someone to say I have won a chance to enter a drawing for Seahawks tickets that I most likely will not win:
-Commercials about dick hardener pills
-Commercials about pills you need to take to stop the frequent urination from taking the dick hardening pills
-Commercials about auto parts
-Bail Bondsmen
-"Kittens Cabaret, A Gentleman's Club," which apparently has free parking and accepts all major debit and credit cards...do you run the card through her slot or do you pay at the register? If any of you have been there let me know
-Steakhouses- This is actually one I care about
-A website that sells tickets to very game I am trying to WIN tickets for (I see what you're doing here, you're trying to convince me to give up and buy)
-Pubs
-More pills for male issues
-Places to buy engagement rings, "make sure you buy from a place you won't get ripped off." Really? I don't know who does your ad writing Mr. Jewelry man but I'm pretty sure Tiffany's or Cartier never had to come out with a commercial about having "fair prices."....Well, now that I have typed that now I understand why there may be the commercial about not getting ripped off so that one will receive a pass
AND FINALLY- The one about the man wanting a new TV for the big game coming up and his wife/girlfriend/ lover/whatever thinks it's a hassle and "doesn't know how to guarantee the best price" aka, showing her the light because TVs and Electronics are MAN STUFF.
I'm glad I could sum this up for all of you in case you were wondering what I listen to in the morning on the way to work, on the way home from work, and at work.
So yeah, not many women listen to sports radio...I will grant you that. So here comes my real irk (sorry it wasn't dick hardening pills, which is really funny to type...yes I am a 5 year old), how come when it comes to sports apparel for women, everything has to have a V-Neck, be super fitted in the waist and chest, and come in the color pink with SPARKLES all over. Don't get me wrong, I love sparkles, and pink, and a great garment that cinches in at the waist creating a perfect hourglass figure, but this said garment should not have to be on my sports apparel.
Now for anyone out there that is offended because they like this type of stuff, I do not have beef with you and I think you look great! (I'm talking about you, friend who wears her blinged Eagles jersey. You keep on keepin' on!)What I am saying is...I find that as a woman, my options are limited to the 3 categories listed above. Last time I checked, the Seahawks don't have pink as one of their colors and with the exception of Marshawn Lynch's teeth, I'm not expecting diamond bling to make an appearance. And while Russel Wilson looks like he is wearing tight fitting clothing anyway, I'm pretty sure it's because he's extremely built and not because he was considering how this top would accentuate his physique.
Besides-in my opinion, something I am going to be eating chicken wings in and drinking copious amounts of beer in, should have a little room in it for the massive food and beer baby. A pink and bedazzled food baby is not a good look my friends, DON'T COMMIT THIS FASHION CRIME!
Also, if I am jumping up and down rooting on the team in a v-neck tee...one of my tatas could pop right out and give me a black eye...
While some of you might think this is hilarious, I do not! Those puppies need to be controlled while watching football. Also I have never actually had this happen in any of the lower cut tops I own but I will have you know it's a fear I have...
-having a tit smack me in the eye
-it'd be painful
-and kind of funny
-but mostly painful
-reminds me of the commercials with Kate Upton these days where she is promoting that free game "Lord of War" or whatever it's called (sorry if you play that game and I didn't get the name right). Kate Upton is riding on that damn horse with her bubbies-a-boucnin' and I worry the poor girl is gonna hurt herself!
Please know, Kate Upton, that if you're reading this I am genuinely worried about your tit safety.
Sorry, where was I?
Anyway, now you know what I have been thinking about lately. Why does it have to be so one sided? I just thought all of you should know that this has been bugging me for some time. Maybe you care, maybe you don't, but now you know how I feel regarding team sports apparel for women, 950 KJR AM's commercials, and Kate Upton's boobs.
-Go Hawks
:)
Absolutely hilarious! My hubs & I can't stop laughing. He said he worries about his boobs hitting him in the eyes but then said, "Oh wait, I don't have boobs!" And he doesn't like Kate Upton's commercial or remember the game name. Hawks....ok you convinced me.
ReplyDeleteI agree... Sports jerseys should be comfy not sexy... Men are watching the game not the opposite sex!
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